Margaritas and Midgets...

So we hired a midget to hand out shots on Cinco de Mayo.. Just a little background knowledge on how AWKWARD AND STRANGE the place I work is. Today was just too difficult. I worked from 11am-12pm with a 25 minute break... The phrase 'HOW AM I STILL ALIVE?' has never been so true. Time for New Moon and then sleep. Jasper always calms my nerves... Ha.